| Arz
kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue
teri judai se... Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)) | Dil
Logi ke jaan logi......................dil logi ke jaan logi......meri jaan set
hone me kitna time logi......... (From:Anil - delhi) |
| Kya
hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo
apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge. (From:kishan - raigarh) | kya
Bat hai, Jab Dekho tab Pregnant Hi Rahate Ho Yaar, Jab Bhi Message karta Hu, Tumhare
Delivery Report Aa Jati Hai, ................. (From:Umesh Gaur - BHOPAL) |
| In
life every turn is uncertain,In the sea every wave is a danger... In a garden
every flower is a beauty,And in this world every person like u is a treasure.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)) | dil
mein basi hai yaad teri, aankhon mein basi hai tasweer teri , jab bhi aati hai
yaad teri , dekh lete hai TOM and JERRY (From:Karan - bombai) |
| If
you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come
to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! (From:Chomparu - Maldives) | Ill ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or no.Here is the que... Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient???
|
| Badi
der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the paas jakar dekha to sardarji nahaye
baithe the. (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR) | QAYAMAT
K DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE SUB SE KAHA K APNEY APNEY GUNAH PAPER PER LIKHO, TU JAB
SUB NE APNEY GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK TUMHARI AWAZ AAYI ............., (From:Mirza Imran Amjad ) |
| Kaaash
ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote..... Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox
ke daag hote..... Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR) | Haathi
nay kaha jakar Hathni ki qabar par, Sadqay jaoon tumhari Patli Kamar par. (From:Noor - Karachi) |
| Door
se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi... Paas
jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR) | Ladki
boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron
se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat
agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR) |
| Sincere
Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb
u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!! (From:Raja - Chennai) | Khud
ko kar buland itnaa.. KeHimaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. aur khuda tumse puche..Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise
|
| Dream
makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl,
smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...! (From:Raja - Chennai) | Boy:
what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push. (From:Raja - Chennai) |
| In
candle light dinner three sweet words for u.... (From:prachi - ) | Luk
at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets
n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U (From:Raja - Chennai) |
| Girls
Psychology !!! Fraud with Innocent Boys Fun with Handsome Boys Friendship with
Charming Boys Contact with Intelligent Boys Flirt with Freaky Boys Love with Faithful
Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy Moral of the story : Chandramukhi
ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro (From:Nilesh - Mumbai) | Suna
hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population. (From:Ram - nashik) |
| EK
sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna
PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko (From:Jerry - Ahmedabad) | why
do monkeys love banana.... - oops i am so sorry ........ - thats your personal
matter! (From:Mohammed Abdul raffey - Aurangabad) |
| S
SH SHA SHAR SHARM SHARM K SHARM KA SHARM KAR SHARM KARO !! SHARM KARO!! Kanjuso.1
msg to send kar dya karo sare din me (From:kishan - raigarh) | I
read in d newsppr dat sendin msgs 2 frnds causes radiation dat cause cancer. So,aaj
se band! I hv decided 2 stop. . . .> reading newspaper Yaar? (From:kishan - raigarh) |
| shaadi
karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai
................................................................Thodi
der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata (From:pakhi - gujarat) | KABHI
AARMAAN DIL MEIN MAT RAKHNA, JAB YAAD HUMARI AAYE TO MILNE KI DOOWA KARNA, AUR
NKUCH BHI KARNA SAKO TO BUS YUNHI KHUDA KO PERESHAN KARNA (From:PALLAV - BARODA) |
| MURGI
USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI ...ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD
BACHCHE NE BOLA MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA...AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE...???
BOLO BOLO.... ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE ..... BOLO BOLO... BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH
BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI.... (From:BHAVIN SHAH - SURAT) | I
have a confession 2 make,Ever since i have known U its kinda hard for me to 4get |
| YOU
are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means... C - Causing U - Un-necessary
T - Trouble E - Everywhere (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR) | I
mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed
WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again
!!! (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR) |
Newtons law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER... | If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money..... The SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! |
| When
words fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. When Heart fails... To kya?
Samajh le Tapak gaya! (From: Amita Jain, Kota, Rajasthan) | Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working! |
| Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de | U r very special 4 me... U should b safe always... U should b safe my dear... I cant b wid u all time.... so pls b careful wenever u jump from tree 2 tree... (From: Nitin, Mumbai) |
| U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words... | It
takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a Country,
BUT just ONE man 2 make a Happy HOME!
Lets thaNks to Our Ramu. |
| Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don't u have any job? ... | Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai... |
| DHANIA
RS 3 MIRCHI RS 4 AALOO RS 5 TEENDA RS 6 TOMATO RS 10 PALAK RS 15 YAH SUB TO MENGHA
HAI PAR SMS TO SASTA HAI PHIR KERTAY KYOUN NAHIN ???? (From:MOHAMMAD TAQUEER - PAKISTAN) | Dosti
ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge, fir...............................
rickshaw Kar lenge. (From:Pravin Agrawal - Hyderabad) |
| Punam
ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai
ki apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..! (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon) | Our
friendship has come a long way. When u laugh, i laughed.When u cry, i cried &
when u jump down the window,i will go to the window. Look down & laugh again.......
ha ha ha (From:JUI - Bangladesh) |
Dont
sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS
| jah
dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq, vaha mohabbat, jaha mohabbat
vaha judai, jaha judai vaha dard, jaha dard vaha MOOV laga lena. (From:Dr. Prashant Surjuse -Nagpur) |
| We
will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO
BRAIN found...! (From:Faizan Jahangir) | Are
O SAMBHA, Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut sare, Aur tumne kitne Bheje? Ek Bhi Nahi!
Haak thu Dhikkar hai. Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Ab Goli kha DiCHOUN. (From:anamika - pune) |
| Laadein
has needs 500 dogs to attack on USA 499 are reached message milta he chale aana (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon) | Roses
are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
|
| one
day a judge ask the thief in the court are you not a shame to come to the court
al most eery month the theif said you should be shamed sir you come here everyday (From:nadeem - Hyderabad) | One
day a man caught a pickpocket redhaned and ask the pickpockter, are you not a
shame to pick my pocket , The pickpockter said you should be shamed is you dont
have even a rupee in your pocket. (From:nadeem - Hyderabad) |
| ek
naagin ne naag ka kiss liya to naag ne sharma kar kaha, (From:mukesh meena - alwar) | A
Mother makes her son (From:za slaeemi) |
| 2
live a life v need brains,reflexes,luck,iq,knowledge,expression,perception,n mental
qualification.....hats off to u,for managing without them!!! (From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad) | palkon
pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,aasani se nahi mile
ho tum National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!! (From:ehuzefa - Jalgaon) |
| Dil
cheez hai kya jana, yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai, jaan le mat lena, kyonki abhi meri
biwi kunwari hai. (From:Deepak - Delhi) | ur
SMILE can be compared to a FLOWER,ur VOICE to a CUCKOO,ur INNOCENCE to a CHILD.but
in STUPIDITY u hv no COMPARISION u r the best!!!!!! (From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad) |
| Raman
or chaman railway platform per train pakarne ke liye kara tha ki announs huwa
rajdhani exp platfrom no one per aa rahi hai raman jatpat se railway patri par
aa gaya chaman ne pucha bhai upar aa ja nahi to mare jaoge to raman bola tune
suna nahi train platform per aa rahi hai. (From:Om Krishna Thakur - Jamtara, Jharkhand) | Imraan
Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna (From:Bhavesh D.Dadaga - Patidar Hostel,Bhuj-Kutch) |
| Prayer
of Bachelors: Radhe Radhe... Kudi Fasade! Hare Murari... Howe Kunwari! jai Hanuman
Di... Howe Mere Haan Di! Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa... Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!! (From:mahesh - kolhapur) | Woman:
I need to buy poison. Chemist: I cant sell u that. The woman then shows her husbands photo. Chemist: Oh sorry! I didnt know you had a prescription!
|
| gul
gaye gul ke patte reh gaye , saare shayer mar gaye tum ullu ke pathe reh gaye. (From:ali - india) | kabhi
kehte the dost hamare ke (From:Atul - ) |
| Roses
are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo (From:afshan - khi) | Sardar
ke peeche Kutta pada, Woh pareshaan hoke sochne laga, (From:Jyoti - Mumbai) |
| what
is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have
dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for details... (From:afshan,khi) | Hey
friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness
there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! (From:afshan - khi) |
| HAR
KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON
KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..
(From:vicky - surat) | Someday u may
lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u
will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u dont have!
|
| chand
par kali gatah chati toh, hogi sitaro ko muskurahat ati toh hogi, tum lakh chupao
mere yaar, tumhe bhi akele mein apni sakhal par hasi ati toh hogi. (From:shafic - purna) | When
i was child all girls want to hug me, i allowed them, but now i want to hug all
girls, but they are not allowin. Selfish girls (From:Balaji - India) |
| I
am getting married mext week. there wil be a small party and only few people will
be invited. dontbring any gift just bring someone to marry me !!!!!!!!!! (From:prity - Amsterddam) | Jindagi
me agar koi bada kam karnaho to Hathi pe chad jao, shirshasan karo, apni ek tasvir
khichwao aur duniya ko woh tasvir ulti karke dikhao then u r great --Hemantkumar (From:Hemantkumar Khandelwal - Dhule) |
A
guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosseswife instead:
| wat
did computer think wen u sit front of it?he think that:INTEL INSIDE,IDIOT OUTSIDE. (From:Afshan) |
| Pehla
Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara aur ager tum
ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay
ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari. Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu
du. (From:Afshan ) | SURD: s 3:15.
|
| JOKE
- Teen Dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ulloo Kallu 7 th mein padh raha hai. Billu 5th
mein padh raha hai aur Ulloo SMS padh raha hai. (From:shyam j. sugandhi - udgir) | NEEND
ATI HAI RATOO MAI,KUWAB MAI EK LADKI AATI HAI.PHIR LADKI KE PICHE USKA BAAP AATA
HAI ,PHIR NA NEEND AATI HAI NA KHWAB AATA HAI (From:aarti - jtc) |
| Naari
ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari...
Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)) | Girlfriends
are just like a ghadi detuergent pehele istmal karo phir biswass karo (From:Babu The Power - Orissa) |
| tum
meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah jaise
lehrate hue kheto me pagal saand aa gaya ho. (From:sachin - jtc) | Us
ne mere dil me jagah banali,Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali.... Woh mujhse
aise hi ruth gaye,Phir maine bhi uski dusri behan fasaali.... (From:ehuzefa (jalgaon)) |
| ARZ
HAI..JO DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR KEHTE HAI;GAUR FARMAYIGA. JO DIL ME DARD DE
USE DILDAR OR; JO SAR ME DARD DE USE (From:VASCO - INDIA) | JIS
PAL MERE KHUDA NE TUMHE BANAYA HOGA HAJARO SAAL DEKHA HOGA LAKHO BAAR NIHARA HOGE
EK BAR TO JARUR SOCHA HOGA YAAR! KYA KUTTI CHEEZ BANAI HAI (From:PRIYANKA - JTC) |
| what
a chicken will say when its been coocked with green chilli- (From:tuhindra bhattacharya - kolkata) | Santa
went to ATM. Banta told i saw ur password. Banta : It is **** Santa : Ha.Ha. ur
wrong it is 6578. Bolo Tara rara..... (From:sona - mumbai) |
| khushbu
phool dete hai, naam chaman ka hota hai. line ladkiyan marti hai , naam ladko
ka kharab hota hai (From:sameer - nagpur) | share
sunata hoo... jara goor say soniya mujhe sher nahee aata kisi aur say soniya (From:shirish - jalgaon) |
| Wife:
Honey what ru looking4? Husband: Nothing; Wife: Nothing? u've been reading our marriage certificate 4an hour? Husband: I was just looking 4d expiry date! ( From : Drb ) | If engineers start making films, the names will be: current ho na ho, jaanam supplykaro, aa ab B.Tech karen, Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C, Hamari IC apke pas hai, fuse lagaya to darna kya, engineer no.1, engineering koi khel nahi, input wale output le jayenge, Maine engineering kyu kiya..!! |
| msg:Internet
te kudi fasaeeeee, internet te ho gaye sagaayee, internet te divorse ho gaya,
isi bahane COMPUTER ka course ho gaya... (From:Mohammad Sadaf - 71 Vijaynagar Chhaoni) | When
i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy
you were there. Now i have understood ji sare fasad ki jad tu hai.. (From : Jeetu) |
| AFTER
FINISHING MBBS, Dr Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes. tongue
& ears by torch and Finally Said (From: SIM ) | ek
aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake,sharma ke hritik
ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi kuch
kahena tha shayad ajay se par na jane kis se darti thi jab bhi milti thi vivek
se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai (From:yuvraj - jalgaon) |
| Basanti:
Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni
padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain (From:ketan - surat) | AYE
KHUDA MARE DUSHMN KO AESI SAJA MILE .. USE AYE SUSU AUR KARNE KI JAGHA NA MILE. (From:Sonu Negi - MODINAGAR(GZB)) |
| jab
kuda ne tumhai banaya ho ga, ek saror sa us ka dil pe chaya hoga. pahle socha
hoga jannat main rakhoon. phir us ko ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga... (From:waqaar - kuwait) | Aur
bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane
ke baad; Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez (From:Shayar - Nashik) |
| LADKA-Tute
hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya Dil tutne tak pyar karogi... LADKI-Tuti hui chappal
se maar khayega,ya chappal tutne tak maar khayega... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA)) | Jab
hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta
hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA)) |
| dil
dena kisi ek ko woh bhi kisi nek ko yeh dil koi eid ka shirkhurma nahi ki bato
har ek ko (From:ehuzefa (0091-9823841869) Jalgaon) | wat
do I do wen ic some1 extremely Gorgouz, Attractive,Terrific, Cute...I Stare,I
smile n when I get tired..I put down da mirror! (From:Halima - Australia) |
| Susti
bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi, uth kar sabke saamne aate kyo nahi, msg bhi tumhara
smell marta hai, thodi himmat karke NAHATE kyo nahi... (From:ZOORASH ) | Ram
ne Dhanush Toda, Sita Daud Ke Aayi. Kishan Ne Bansuri Bajayi, Aur Radha Bhag ke
chali Aayi. Aur Humne sirf Siti Mari, Sali Baap ko Le Aayi. (From:Deepak Saini - Delhi Badli) |
| tumko
dekha too.... tumkodekha to...... tumkodekha to yeh khayal aya .....pagaloon ki
stock main naya maal aya ..!!!!!!! (From:mash - ) | makan
malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka kiraya hoga! kirayedar:thik hai; par apke makan me
bahut chuhe daud rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500 rupaye me kya bipasha basu nachegi? (From:Pranjali - Pune) |
| Gulaab
ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi
mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA)) | interviewer:
where r u born Sardarji: punjab Interviewer : which part? Sardarji : kya which
part whole body was born in punjab (From:Nilay kothari - Ahmedabad) |
| Prem
to humein bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi, Taj Mahal to humein bhi banana
tha par kambakth loan pass hui nahi. (From:Nikunj Gajjar - Ahmedabad) | Tumhe
Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana
Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai! (From:Yogesh J. - Poona) |
| terrorists
have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they
will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. (From:munira - ) | Aaj
kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi
hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...Good Morning... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)) |
| Ai
mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan kyounki....
Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN..... (From:Rishi - guwahati) | U
r a GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE. It is Devided in two parts... LEFT
& RIGHT In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT... & In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT. (From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon)) |
| Ai
mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan kyounki....
Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN..... (From:Huzefa Ezzy (0091-9823841869) Jalgaon) | khidakise
dekha raste pe koi nahi tha, khidakise dekha raste pe koi nahi tha, raste pe jakar
dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha (From:neal - pune) |
| Harbhajan
to his wife : Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ? Wife : Kardina sardar
wali baat .Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya? (From:Anil Jadhav - Mumbai ,Dadar) | Thought
4 de day: ven ever i find d key 2 Success, Some1 changes d Lock...!!! (From: - Surat) |
| sushati
bhare jism ko jagate kyoun nahi,uth kar asbke samne aate kyoun nahi,message bhi
tumhara smell marata he,thodi himmat karke nahate kyoun nahi (From:sajal dubey - Nagpur) | Girlfriend
Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh
K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend
Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon! (From: - Surat) |
| tumhari
aankhon mein ye kya sama hai tumhari aankhon mein ye kya sama hai kya tikh se
dhoya nahi kitna kichad jama hai (From:sona - jodhpur) | husn
walon me mohabbat ki kami hoti hai,, Aur chahne walon ki taqdir buri hoti hai,,
Yehi to hasinon ki aadat buri hai,, Mohabbat hai dil main baghal me churi hai (From:zafar - faizan) |
| When
i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend
like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! (From:patel_sagar_4_u@yahoo.com - rajkot) | Shaam
hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri
yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. (From:patel_sagar_4_u@yahoo.com - rajkot) |
| kabhi
hosla bhi azmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye, chahe kitni bhoi
thand pade hafte me ek baar to nahana chahiye (From:surendra bhilwal - beawar(rajasthan)) | wo
pade kya jise me dali na ho nwo bag kya jise me mali na ho wo ghar kya jise me
ghar wali na ho aur wo mard kya jiseki bahar wali naho (From:savan - india) |
| hamari
tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe dekha to esa laga kya mal hai
is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai pa kambhakat collage ka akhiri sal hai (From:asif - baroda) | A
SARDAR WENT 2 RADIO SHOP AND STARTE SHOUTING KAMINO MAINE PHILIPS KA RADIO MAANGA THA AUR ISKO ON KIYA TO YEH BOLTA HAI YEH ALL INDIA RADIO HAI...
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| Pyaar
karo to Ek se Karo, Ho sake to kisis nek se karo, Jab tak na mile Saccha Dildar,
Kam se KAm Try to har Ek par Karo...! (From: 0 - Surat) | jo
ek baar tu haan karde, main char paanch aur patadoonge, tum ko main pehli kahoon
aur sab ko kahoon aaqri. (From:omer quadri - K.B.Hyderabad) |
| Woh
gori Hai uski zulf hai kaali,Woh Pari hai ya Pariyon ki rani.... Uski Har baat
hai nirali,Par kya kare yaar woh Ladki kisi aur ne pata li.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)) | Ishara
to madad ka kar raha tha doobne wala.... Magar yara sahil ne usse Salaam-e-Alwida
samjha.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)) |
| Haath
mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh... Warna..Aa baith ke do peg whiskey
maar aur Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh... (From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.(India)) | Kabhi
honsla bhi aazma lena chahiye,Bure waqt mein muskara lena chahiye... Jab 7 din
mein bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye... (From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.(India)) |
| Na
o inkar karti hai na o ikrar karti hai,kambakt mere hi sapno me aake mere dost
se pyr karti hai (From:Rahul - Mumbai) | I
l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I
love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said (From:Afzal Ahmed - Gurgaon) |
| wah
re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi ,wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi aaya tha
longot main pahoonch gay paanch soo ki note main. (From:samreen - hyderabad) | Be
Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar Hai Ajaa !! Arey Arey .. ... ... Ye Mein Nahi Keh
Raha !! ... ... Balke ZOO Se Monkey Ki Faryad Hai .. HaHaHa (From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon) |
| ABHI
TOH APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI MAGAR KYA KAREN WATCH MAN SALA ZOO MEIN AANE NAHI
DETHA. (From:SAMREEN - hyderabad) | PATTE
GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI
HAI DARIYA NAHI,DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI (From:SAMREEN - HYDERABAD) |
| Batoun
mein jiski rawani nahi hai, Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai, Yeh chehray par
jo tu dekhta hai, Woh powder hai nada Jawani nahi hai. (From: - Surat) | apki
yaad mein yeh dil tadapta raha ,apki ek jhalak ko yeh dil machalta raha, pheche
mudkar dekha toh ALLOUT chalu tha.. (From:sufian - hyderabad) |
| Unlike
others ur brain is a masterpiece In d left half nothinis rite N in D rite half
nothin is left (From: - Surat) | Ek
Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha (From: - Surat) |
| Bazu-o-mein
dum rakhta hoon, Dil mein gum rakhta hoon, pata tha aapka SMS aayega, Is liye
DISPRIN sang rakhta hoon (From: - Surat) | College
ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai, Nitis
ki jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai..... (From:Huzefa Ezzy (0091-9823841869) jalgaon) |
One
day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
| Hum
Baar Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge... Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar Pe AAyenge ... Ghanti
Bajaynge aur Bhaag Jaayenge (From:Manish - guwahati) |
| Teri
yaad mein main raat bhar peeta rahaa....fefde phat kar bahar aagye...main din
bhar seeta rahaa (From:ashish negi - Delhi) | Humne
bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi
main, badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey
kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath ! (From:sagar - rajkot) |
| Rokdo
mere janaze ko mujhme jaan aagaihai, piche mudke dekho saalo daruki dukaan aagai
hai (From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon) | Andheri
sadak, sunsan kabristan, sooni haveli, kala asmaan, rat hogai soja shaitan.. |
| Tum
door sahi majboor sahi, par yaad tumhari aati hai, Jab saans wahan par leti ho
toh badboo yahaan par aati hai. (From:viram - jodhpur) | teri
julf hai ya raat ka andhera,teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,ho ja GANJI kar de
sawera (From:sonu - jaipur) |
| Dream
makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful,
smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...! (From:ihsan mobile num - pakistan) | A
Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party. (From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana) |
| Ladkiyon
ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya... (From:Vivek Manchanda(-) - Lucknow U.P.(India)) | Mein
Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob
Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha ! (From:Ricky - Bangalroe) |
| Khyaal
ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,Nigaah ko kisi surat ki talaash rehti hai...Tere
bina koi kami to nahi ae dost,Bas galiwali Jamadarni udas rehti hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda(-) - Lucknow U.P.(India)) | Pyar
Means- P-Phone Karna Y-Yaad Karna A-Azadi Khona R-Rote rehna ki phone kab ayega..
(From:Vivek Manchanda(-) - Lucknow U.P.(India)) |
| Chaand
ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.To kya mujhe bhi gurur hai ki mere paas bhi
SMS padhnewala langoor hai...hi!hi!hi!.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)) | Chaand
raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay
Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa
gaya.............. (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)) |
| Aap
kya jano hum kitna yad karthe hei. maano ya na mano har pal fariyaad karthe hei.
roj kat likte hei cartoon network ko aap hi ko dikane ki maang karte hei (From:trishita - andhra pradesh) | wafa
tumme hai, to bewafa hum bhi nahi haya tumme hai, to behaya hum bhi nahi pyar
ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte ho ki hum shaadi-shuda hai, par jaate-jaate sunte
jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin............. (From:kimi - canada) |
| Sardar
jee visit his chinese friend dying in hospital. the chinese friend just said (From:sidra - pakistan) | Star
+ Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal = Refreshing U +
Ur Smile = (From: - Surat) |
| Durakht
ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) | Gunghat
Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua (From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) |
| Meri
yehi dua hai aap kay liye ki aap hamesha hanstay raho,Muskratay,Khilkhilatay raho....Mujhe
kya log tumhein Pagal kahen gay... (From:Sundeep - Sindh) | Dil
k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe
kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi. (From:Vishal Lindevkar - Pune) |
| Recent
News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh
sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI ! (From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) | Suraj
se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari
duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!! (From:SACHIN Dawande - PUNE) |
| Mein
Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob
Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha ! (From:Ricky - Bangalroe) | tuhaar
chehraa moti samaan .. tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
(From:Ricky - Bangalroe) |
| A
magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any change
in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...? (From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana) | mein
ne use chaha had se jyada usne mujhe bandha rakhi ka dhaga (From:ashish - mp) |
| Itne
kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se.... Ki saala ek
din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se..... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) | Mistakes
are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For
example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
If
ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from....
| When
i fall i need ur hand 2 hold me, when i win i need ur hand 2 pat me, when i lose
i need ur hand 2 console me, In short.... YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE, THAKUR! (From:Rajan - Gurgaon) |
| Winter
comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will
not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again.... (From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) | Aapki
smile ne sara jahan hila diya,Aapki smile na sara jahan hila diya...Coma sa jage
mariz ko dara ko phir se sula diya.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
| Kitne
haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.... Aankhon mein chashma
lagana hi kafi nahi,Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) | Tum
hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat
pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai
tum nahi ho!!! (From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) |
| Chand
pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.Tum laakh chupao
duniya se magar,Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow UP(India)) | Bhagwan
ke naam pe 1 patni dede... Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede... Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay
badle3 dega Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega (From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon) |
| Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega.... | Baithe
tere khayalon mein,Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur
likha yeh paigam...Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
| Keep
in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken. (From:Talha Siddiqui - Pakistan) | Twinkle-Twinkle
lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in
the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai, then call me up and say HI (From:anand - pune) |
| Our
Dosti is Like (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) | When
I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said
...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
| 3
tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop
it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . . (From:Imran Sultan - Karachi, Pakistan) | Fill
in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
|
| Mere
Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai.Dr NOKIA ne kaha hai ki bahut saare SMS chadane
padege So please donate much more SMS,Its in ICU... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) | Do
U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats
why boys go to college regularly.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
| teri
mohabbat ki roshni se dil to kya ghar bhi bhar aata hai.... Sochta hoo bijli katwa
doo,kambhakt bill bahut aata hai.... (From:kuldeep kumayu - indore) | If
any beautiful girl calls u BHAI ...!!!Then ..dont take tension..bcoz full form of BHAI is BEST HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS...so just go ahead....
|
| Count
many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ....Are Mamu subah
ho gayi..Aaaila ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) | Tum
hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat
pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai
tum nahi ho!!! (From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) |
| Manzil
ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane do
& jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE. | Jab
tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,”Beautiful Beautiful.”jab tum door
jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!! |
Who
said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
| AGAR
APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI, SMART HAI, CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE…SAAP
PALIYE..SHER PALIYE MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. |
Take
a bowl...fill it with grapes,Put ur hand in it..Go in front of the mirror... U
know what ull find???Langur ke haath mein angoor...
| 12
Sardar 12 Car mein,12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe 12vi gali mein 12ve cinema hall
mein kaunsi film dekhne gaye?Yeh waqt hamara hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
| Maine
Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Aise Nahi
Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) | Macchar
ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha (From:ashish ) |
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower
all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....
| Jaise
lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai, Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,Waise
hiee ek din tumko kutta katega.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
| Aapke
hi charche har gali mein hain,Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.Ye koi
chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) | Khuda
kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen. Rakhi ko teri
girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
| Majnu
ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila
ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein. (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) | Life
is difficult,Full of trials,Pain & Sorrow.But if U fall down,Just stand up
straight Be confident & ask...abbe dhakka kisne maara be....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
| If
ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think
its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) | Ek
aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.Dil to karta hai
ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
| A
begger came to me as:- Allah! ke naam pe kuch de de baba.I replied :- Mere paas
paise nahi nahi hai,Yeh msg padnewale ko le ja.Begger:- Maine bheek maangi thi
bhikhai nahi... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) | Mujh
mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi pata?So simple Woh mere ghar
nahi aata,Main uske ghar nahi jaata.Attitude problem u see... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
| Ramlila
se hanuman tha farar,role k liya fit kia 1 sardar. jo tha bahut hi kamal,ped se
chalang mar ka bola (From:LAKHMIKANT MAHAWAR - JAJPUR ROAD, ORISSA) | larste
huai haaton see usne meri kaliyon ko u chuwa !,mano uski har saas keh rahi hoo
bhai saahab time kya hua (From:bhushan - nagpur) |
| Last
night I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told him that I have a friend Like
U ...he smiled & said, (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) | woo
bhi kia din thye jab lagtey thye hasino kae gallye, ye baat tub ki ha jab hum
thye doo baras kae.. (From:Alijat - Rawalpindi) |
| Pyar
na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda salamat rakhe
tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) | Yaad
hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...Train ruki khidki khuli...Nazron se
nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
| Khat
likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi
mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna. | Safar
lamba hai dost banate rahiye ,Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye.Taj na banaiye
costly padega Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
|
har khushi koe teri taraf moor
doon.tery leye chand tarey tak toor doon.khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol doon..itna
kafi hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon (From:shumaila - khi) | Muskurajat
tumhi se milit hai, dard ki rahat tumhi se milti hai, roothna kabhi mat humse
ye jaanam, humhe jene ki chahat tumhi se milti hai (From:Sonal - New Delhi) |
| Sitaron
ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga, jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga, uus jahan ke sare
hasin nazaro ki kasam, aap sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga.. (From:Smruuti - Cuttack) | Jab
jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, bhiga main phir
bhee teri yaad ayi, ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI... (From:Jyoti - Chembur) |
| Janaza
agar unke dar se guzre to thodi der rukwa dena, Hath uthe agar dua k liye to Chehre se kafan hata dena, Vajah puche maut ki to VAT ka tension bata dena :-) (From: Shayar, Jalgaon) |
Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to
deewana hua.Sangeet ka tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua... (From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
|
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE. (From: kishan - jaipur) |
Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti
hai, Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai! (From: Abdul Qadeer - Hyderabad) |
|
Industrian sari mere yaar kha
gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye (From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) | Jisko
dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi, Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi, Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le, Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi. (From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
| Khat
likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna. (From: Bhushu - kalyan) |
Botal chhupa do kafan mein,
kabar mein piya karunga, jab mangega hisab khuda to peg bana ke diya karunga (From: Bhushu - Kalyan) |
| tusi bade
hi great ho mantri ka hat ho ,kirno ki tarah bright ho ,rasgule ki plate ho jo
bhi ho mere favourite ho (From: vikash sureka - cuttack) | Ek
ladki thi dewani si. Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake, mob mein kuch karti
thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai? (From: Sufi - bhilai) |
| Gul gaye
gulshan gaye, gul ke patte rah gaye, saare shayar mar gaye padhne wale rah gaye (From: Rajat - New Delhi) | Din
mein diya jalane se kya, Raat mein diya bujhane se kya, e shahjahan tujhe mumtaz nahi mil sakti, Kabr par taj mahal banane se kya. (From: l vamshi) |
| Khud
ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche, Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche, khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe... "Abe gadhe ab utrega kese". (From: Sayyed Azeem) |
Chand par kaali ghata chati
to hogi, sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi, tum lakh chupao duniya se , magar
akele mein tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi. (From: Anupam Tewari) |
| tum aa
gaye ho , noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen |
jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk
honthon ko choom lu jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu. magar
teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya |
|
Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,tune
kisi kabhijawabnahi diya;kahintere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi? |
Woh chham chham karke aayee
Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh
Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee. |
| Jee
karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee karta hai ki teree nili
nili aankhon main dub jaoon Splash ! | Yeh
aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? So? What's the big
deal? |
| Gum
woh cheez hai. Gum woh cheez hai. Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai. |
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi
main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke
sath ! ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath Kyon ki use kal shamko dekha kisi
aur ke sath ! |
| lal
diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib
ne yahan likhana mana hai. | TERI
JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA SAR MUNDWA
LE TO SAVERA HO JAI. |
| woh
sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage
badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe,
voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par
thi | Main
hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti
hai wahan wah! wah! wah! wah! |
| Bakari
chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko pani
mila nahin, bakari neeche ootar aayee wah! wah! wah! wah! |
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere
baap ne muzhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sin theta by
cos theta is equal to tan theta wah! wah! wah! wah! |
| kaaash ke tere
chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote. kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag
hote. chand to tu hai hi sitaare bhee saaath hote !!! |
ladka bola : kash ein hasinao
ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki boli: Bewkoof,
Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Irshaad!
Irshaad! |
| Ladki
boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron
se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat
agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad! |
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee
achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to
lagti hai This is the Very special. Before Marriage Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti |
| After
Marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin
mumtaz nahi marti. Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Talia...... Talia.... Irshaad!!! |
Apple Kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se, Kya zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon wife se. |
| Maine
tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha
ke chal diye | Use
karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun? Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze
kiyun? Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye Phir Parosan se gale miltay
hain Papa roze kiyun? |
| Kamaata
nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon
| Gul
gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye
bachchon waali |
| Chandni
raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera
dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya |
Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya |
|
Patharr kyun marte ho, pura
pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do 30)Yeh tera
chehra hai, yaa kele ka chhilka Jo dekha to, dil phisal gaya |
Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha
Na Samjhna Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna |
| Khud ko
kar buland itnaa.. Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. Aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise ' | Bolaa
dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
|
| Industrian
sari mere yaar khaa gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye Marne Ke baad
bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye |
(you will enjoy this one if
you remember the "Soldier" movie's title song) Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker
khol kar Sabzi meri uraa le gaya |
|
Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar
main yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow |
Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi Meri
Jaan Set Hone main Kitna Time Logi |
|
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar
dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main
hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai |
Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao,
Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai
(another version) |
| Terna
hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao,
isharo me kya rakha hai. | Janaza
Mera Nikla, Duniya Dekh Ne Nikli Magar Woh Zalim Na Nikli, Jiske Liye Mera Janaza
Nikla |
| Maine
tujhe pyar kiya, Saraswati samajh kar Tere Baap ne mujhe pita, Agarbatti samajh
kar | Teri
Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya, Dusri Ko Reject Kiya, Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya. |
| Yeh zulfain
hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe Jin hon ne
kutre tere baaal | Woh
jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai
tab uthaa leta hoon |
| Dil
hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal
?? | Sheeshi
bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko
chor doon |
| Teri
julf kya hai raat ka saaya hai Sar muda deeya to sawera ho jayega. |
Tere ishk me janam kya se kya
haal ho gaya Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya. |
| Chaand
ki raton mei sara jahaan sota hai, Lekin teri yaadon mei koi badnasib rota hai.
| Phool
Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate
Hain, Yaade to dil me rehti hai, Dost mil kar bichad Jate Hain! |
| Aasman
se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra. |
Na jina mila na marna mila,
Mila to teri yaad me tarapna mila. |
|
Dil Diya to, jaan bhi de dena,
Magar yeh yaad rakhna, Kisiko dhoka mat dena. |
Khile hai gul yaha, khilke bikherne
ko, Milte hai dil yaha, milke bicharne ko. |
|
Dilme yaado ki tarha, aankhon
me aansu ki tarha, Tum mere paas ho, phoolo me khushbu ki tarha. |
Khuda kisiko kisiki Muhabbat
pe fida na kare, Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare. |
| Apnon
ne maara hai humko Gairon mein kahan tha dum Kashti bhi apni to doohi paani jahan
tha kam. | Na
teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hum... Teri sirf ik nazaar se, ilzaam, Shaayar
hue hum... Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen
ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay. |
|
Chupa chupake raat din aansu
bahaana yaad hai, Humko ab tak, Aashiqui ka, Wo Zamaanaa yaad hai. |
Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani
ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah. |
|
Humne kitni koshish ki unhe
manane ki, Na Jaana Kaha se seekh li unhone Yeh Ada Zidd par add jaane ki. |
Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha
Deta Hoon Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye |
| Yeh Teri
Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi |
In Hi Patharon Pe Chal Ke, Aaa
Sako To Aao Hamaare Ghar Ke Raste Koi Kahkashan Nahi |
| Kafas Udas
Hai yaaro, Subah Se Kuch To Kaho Kahin To Behr-E-Khuda Aaaj Zikr-E-Yaar Chale |
Jo Saaz Se Nikli Hai, Woh Sada
Sab Ne Suni Hai Jo Saaz Pe Guzri Hai, Woh Kis Dil Ko Khabar Hai |
| Aaa Sikander-E-Hunar
Aaazmayain Tu Teer Aaazmaaa, Hum Jigar Aaazmayain |
Satchaye Chup Nahi Sakti, Banawti
Usulon Se Khushbu Aa Nahi Sakti, Kagaz Ke Phoolon Se |
| Tu Is Tarah
Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai |
In Main Moti Hai Ke Pathar,
Kise Khabar Dil To Samundaron Se Bhi Gahra Hai Dosto |
| Zindagi ek
phool hai aur mohabbat us ka shehed Pyar Ek Dariya Hai, Aur Mehmoob uski sarhad |
Raste Main Gire Hain Phool,
Uthata Hai Koi Koi Muhabbat Karte Hain Sabhi, Nibhata Hai Koi Koi |
| Yeh hawa
ka koi jhonka nahi Teri yaadon ka ek samundar hai |
Mujhe bhulna bhi chaho to bhula
na sako ge Main to palkon pe thahar jaoon ga, aaansoon ki tarah |
| Tum badle,
jahan badla, badli nazar zamane ki Yeh Aansu char baqi rah gaye, nishani dil lagane
ki | Nahin
lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene
waala |
| Teri
aur meri nazar ka na kabhi bair ho Lo raah main takra gaye, allah khair ho |
Galat nahi ke zamane main lajawaab
hain hum Samajh sake na koi, woh kitaab hai hum |
|
Dhoondhta Phirta Hoon Main Logon
Main Shabahat Uski Ke Woh Khwabon Main Bhi Lagti Hai Khyalon Jaisi |
Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil
Ki Rait Par Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi |
| Tere Aazad
Bande Ki, Na Yeh Duniya Na Woh Duniya Yahan Jeene Ki Pabandi, Wahan Marne Ki Pabandi
| Pyar
main jadoo bhi kya maza hai Lagta hai ke ek khubsurat saza hai |
| Tu Aatish-E-Dozakh
Se Darata Hai Jin hain Woh Aag Ko Pee Jate Hain Paani Kar Ke |
Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna
Zameen Ko Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai, Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai |
| Mujh Se
Mut Pouch, Mere Dil Ki Kahani O Hum-Dum Is Main Kuch Parda-Nashinon Ke Bhi Naam
Aate Hain | Jab
Kishti Sabit Salim Thee, Sahil Ki Tamanna Kis Ko Thi Ab Aise Shikasta Kishti Main
Sahil Ki Tamanna Kaun Karey |
|
Mausam Hai Mausam, Khushbu Aapke Zulfon Ka Naam Mausam-E-Gul Hai, Aapke Baag Main Aa Jaane Ka Naam |
In Udaas Muskurahaton Ke Peeche,
Ghum Ke Railay Hain Ab Tumhain Kya Batayain, Ke Tum Bin Kitne Akele Hain |
| Mujhe
Is Baaat Ka Ghum Nahi Kay Badal Gayaa Zamaana Meri Zindagi To Sirph Tum Ho, Kahin
Tum Na Badal Jaana | Tasalli
Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata Do Tumhe Bhi Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte
Hain |
| Zaruri
To Nahi, Ke Batayain Labon Se Dastaan Apni Zabaan Ek Aur Bhi Hoti Hai Izhaar Ki
| Phool
Khilna Chahta Hai, Kali Khilne Nahin Deti Dil Milnaa Chahtaa Hai, Kismat Milne
Nahin Deti |
| Jo
Aala Zarf Hotey Hain, Woh Sar Kham Hi Rakhtey Hain Suraahi Khud Nagoon Ho Kar
Bhara Karti Hai Paimaney | Maana
ke aapke nazaron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jakar puchiye jin-hain hasil
nahi hain hum |
| Manzil
ko paane ke liye Saahil ko paar karna parta hai Mohabbat karne ke liye dil-o-jaan
qurban karna parta hai... | Duniya
bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali...
|
| Aadi
bana kar lazzat-e-aazaar ne mujhey Gham ki khalish ko dil ki tamanna bana diya
| Khuda
kisi ko kis par fidaa na kare, Agar kare to Qyamat tak judaa na kare |
| Haath
deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam , Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar
hai | Mujh
se achhe to hai.n teri rah ke pathhar sanam, Roz dikhati ho jinhe aate huye jaate
huye |
| Huwi
hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman
se dil laga bethay | Jinki
yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah. |
| Galat
nahin key zamaney mein la jawaab hain hum Samajh sakey na koi woh kitaab hain
hum | Dil
mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey to hain chirag Mana key in ki roshni tum par ayaan
nahi |
| Na
tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa thay Magar kya karain apni rahain juda hain |
Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to, mohabbat
ko pehchana hai Wafa bus naam ki hai, be-wafaai ka fasana hai |
| Hai kuch
baat mo-min jo chaa gaye khamoshi Kis bout ko de diya dil, kyon bout se ban gaye
ho | Maana
ke aapke nazron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jaakar poochiye .. jinhe haasil
nahin hain hum |
| Nahin
lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene
waala | Aandhi
aati hai, tufaaan chale jaate hain Yaade rah jaati hai, insaan chale jaate hain
|